garlicboob:

Going outside is fun cuz thats where the snails are

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anxietyproblem:

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tsunflowers:

the appeal of buzzfeed unsolved is that it’s not just a wacky believer and a strait-laced skeptic bc the skeptic is much weirder as a person than the believer. obviously the classic scully/mulder dynamic is very entertaining but there’s just something about a man who firmly does not believe in ghosts but does believe that it’s ok to eat a pickle floating in a pond “if it’s fresh”

(via realslimer)

scofflawsins:

rhaella:

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

because barbie movies slap next question

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apple-a-la-mode:

no i dont think so

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kaijunoid:

The Godzilla X Sanrio crossover happening right now is all I’m going to be talking about for a while sorry.

(Source: kaijumafoo, via prince-inigo)

frogbong:

Top Ten Applebee’s I’ve Been Arrested In Rated By How Good The Floor Was For Doing The Worm

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bogleech:

I succumbed to clicking this clickbait article and succumbed to looking at the comments fully believing they were going to be terrible and instead I saw what lawful good is

(via purby-purble)